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I'll stay ahead with a bribe and a scam,
Run, run as fast as you can,
You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread Man.
As the Holiday Season approaches, look what
Jumped out of the baker's oven!!
First comes Porkbarrel Paul,
With gifts for all,
"Have a grant, have a job, take a free trip,
Just don't call it a SPONSORSHIP".
Now look over there, it's Scary Steven,
His eyes are all weird and his chest's a-heavin",
He says, "Liberal corruption should put you all in a rage,
Vote for me and don't worry, you'll love the Stone Age."
Lock the door and quick, hide out back,
Look who's coming, it's Smiling Jack.
“I love the unions, except Buzz that creep,
I'll give more pay to civil servants and put you in debt real deep".
You thought it couldn't get worse, you have a headache so real,
Then along with a jingling purse, it's old grey Gilles.
"Quebec for Quebeckers, the Anglos we'll mash,
Just don't forget to send us your federal cash."
So our prospects are weak as we wait for Holiday Week,
Politicians will plague us as we walk down the street,
You're hoping for Santa but you're getting the Troll,
Might as well vote for your favourite in our Gingerbread Poll.
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